"So. Tell me. Have you been using your foam roller.......to hang your wash on?"
You are busted.
Some friendly advice on this Wednesday afternoon.
Do not neglect stretching and rolling your muscles. You aren't doing yourself any favors AND it turns your sweet angelic massage therapist into a She-Devil with strength greater than Gerard Butler with his CG 12-pk abdominals and his army of 300 completely focused on every single trigger point you have making you laugh hysterically because you are too delirious to cry out for mercy as the pain shoots through your body.