Friday, January 6, 2012

10 Reasons Why Swimming Sucks

10)  trying to dry off with a wet towel
 9)  snot bubbles from my nose
 8)  swallowing chlorinated water makes me have to pee
 7)  foggy goggles
 6)  shower gel that smells like men's aftershave
 5)  dry skin
 4)  bathing suits that make you feel like you're fitting 10 pounds worth of potatoes in a 5 pound sack
 3)  doing laps in the lane next to someone that actually knows what they're doing, making you look like you're doing the dogie paddle
 2)  bikini bumps
 1)  wanting to be like the person in the next lane over, and willing to do whatever it takes...........

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