Top 10 Things To Do So You And Everyone That Crosses Your Path Makes It Out Alive
- Make sure you consume an ample amount of coffee.
- Eat 2 portions of comfort food for lunch.
- Try not to make eye contact with anyone.
- Have a supply of chocolate at the ready.
- No angry or annoying music on your Pandora station, soothing tunes only.
- Drink more coffee.
- Remind yourself to breathe.
- Don't stare at the clock.
- Utilize ear buds if you have 'em. Remember, soothing tunes only.
- Make coffee into that of the Irish variety....
I have done none of these....so if you're within a 20 foot radius, my best advice? No sudden movements and back away slowly.
I'm only human folks. It's just one of those days.
Tomorrow will have to be my reset button.